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| Always keep halaal    Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lahore
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Multi-tasking means screwing up several things at once. Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows 98? A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day. Work faithfully 8 hours a day, and don’t worry because in time you will become the boss and work 12 hours a day and do all the worrying. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! A modern employer is one who is looking for men between ages 25 and 30 with 40 yrs experience. A system administrator is like Santa Claus, nobody really knows what he does most of the time. . -- With regards
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