.BZU.

*main kal ja rahi thi** *
*ki meri chappal toot gai*
* ab chappal to "moochi" seeta hai*
* "seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai*
* "darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai*
* "kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain*
* "rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai*
* " lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai*
* "bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai*
* "nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai*
* "lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai*
* "istri" to "garam" hoti hai*
* "garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai*
* "custard" to "peela" hota hai*
* "peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai*
* '"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai *
* "anda" to "sufaid" hota hai*
* "sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai *
* "doodh" to "bhains" daity hai*
* "bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai*
* "kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai*
* "bangali" to "paan" khata hai*
* "paan" to "laal" hota hai*
* "laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai*
* "gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain *
* 'kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain *
* "machli' to "acchi" hoti hai*
* "achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai *
* "bander' to! "bander' hota hai*
* padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain *
* ** "jo padh kar apna time barbad*
* ** karte hain.."*
* well..*
* ooper wale nay aap ko*
* bheja to bheja .*
* "per bheja to*
* aisa bheja...."*
* ki*
* "bheje mein bheja hi nahi*
* bheja.".*
* ye mujhe*
* kisi*
* ne bheja ..*
* isliye **maine** aap ko bheja....*
* Aap ko Bura Laga ?*
* Toh Aap **Kisi*
* Aur ko Bhej Do.*
* hisaab...barabar*
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

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!!Ahmad Mushtaq!!

Mera to bheja hi kharab hogia! Wese tumhain nai lagta ke SMS wale jokes website par ache nai lagte!

.BZU.

Dear. kuch na karnay say tu acha hay,.
CHIT CHAT ka yehi tu matlab hay,, Hansi Mazaq Shughal..hehehehe
Jaisay aap ka bhaija kharab.......
lol

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BSIT07-01

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

'Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!'

The voice from the other side responded:

'You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?'

'No' replied the trainee.

'It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!'

The trainee shouted back: 'And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?'

'No!' replied the Managing Director angrily.

'Thank God!' replied the trainee and put the phone down..... :D

BSIT07-01

Nice Joke yar!
I means Itna Bara SMS kon likhta hay?

BSIT07-01

80,000 Sikhs meet in a Stadium for a "Sikhs Are Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sikhs are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A Sikh works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 Sikhs start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Sikh starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Sikhs jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"

momna gull

Aik Ladki bazaar ja rahi thi



Ke Uski chappal toot gai



AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai



"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai



"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai



"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain



"rangeen" to "kaghaz" bhi hota hai



" kaghaz" to "table" per hota hai



"Table" to "lohay" ki bhi hoti hai



"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai



"istri" to "garam" hoti hai



"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai



"custard" to "peela" hota hai



"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai



"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai



"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai



"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai



"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai



"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai



"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai



"bangali" to "paan" khata hai



"paan" to "laal" hota hai



"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai



"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain



"kantay" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain



"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai



"achchi " to "padhai" bhi hoti hai



Kuch Padhne walay "aap" jaisay bhi hotay hain



"Jo padh kar apna time barbad



Karte hain.."



Well..



Ooper wale nay aap ko



Bheja to bheja .



"per bheja to



Aisa bheja...."



Ki



"bheje mein bheja hi nahi



Bheja.".



Ye mujhe kisi



NE bheja ..



Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....



Aap ko Bura Laga ?



Toh Aap Kisi



Aur ko Bhej Do.



Hisaab...barabar

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Muzammil

Yeh be ser per ki kisne udai hai..?

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